I was torn between that headline and “Oh, Please Lame Me Alone!” Which do you prefer? Please tell me in Comments. I love comments and I very rarely get any. But how needy of me to say so. No matter. Today is Lame Post Friday and I intend to enjoy it.
Of course, I do not strictly rate a Lame Post Friday since I have been off work since Wednesday. Judge me if you feel so inclined. I cannot worry about these things now.
I am looking at Dateline while trying to type this (one letter at a time with the stylus) (and, as Truman Capote once said, “That’s not writing, that’s typing”). I was looking at a DVR’d episode of Svengoolie but messed it up while trying to fast forward through the commercials. Once again, I cannot worry about such things now.
I am actually having a fairly enjoyable Friday. That could be due to the wine I am imbibing. Once again, judge me if you are so inclined. We do all tend to judge one another, don’t we? Oh, I suppose YOU never do (you know who you are). I say that this is not bad if we use such judgements to improve our own behavior. Do YOU do so? I hope I do. I say, “I don’t want to be that way!”
Do I indeed change my behavior? I hope I do, at least most of the time. Then again, we none of us live up to our ideal all the time (and no, you do NOT!). But one does what one can, even on Lame Post Friday.