OK, here’s the deal, I am really drunk, we just heard that Betty White died, and I did not make a blog post yesterday. Can I make a blog post now? The answer must be yes.
I had meant to make a Throwback Thursday Post yesterday but could not muster the necessary oomph.
Here is a true Throwback: a delightful Santa that lives at my parents’ house. It was a recurring joke for some years that my husband, Steven, would leave his clothes out of his suitcase and take that nice Santa Claus.
Since that time we have acquired a number of nice Santa Clauses of our own. Can I find a picture of same?
It has been a wonderful wonderful Christmas season. My Tablet is not being especially helpful in my efforts to make a post today. No matter. I wish you joy in your continued yuletide festivities.
I do not know why I feel so tired. I have accomplished very little today, and even less in the area of writing. I know, the only thing to do is to pick up a pen and write. Or a stylus and start picking out one letter at a time. So this is my Wrist to Forehead Sunday Post.
I throw in a picture to pep things up. I love this shot of Elliott Ghoul. The reflection makes it look like he is holding a Santa Claus doll. My Christmas decorations stay up till at least January 6th. I would really like to have a fabulous 12th Night party, but this is clearly not the year for that.
I loves me some Svengoolie. We watched a DVR’d episode earlier. I got some knitting done.
This post is becoming a little disjointed, but I guess I have kind of a spooky Christmas theme going on. Above is our skeleton Bonita, in last year’s Christmas outfit. In the background you can see Santa Claus and Darling Duck.
One more Christmas monster picture. I wonder if I can blame today’s post on my Post-Christmas Letdown. Hmmm…. sounds like a lame-ass excuse to me. All I can do is hit Publish and hope for the best. As always, thank you for tuning in.
People have been helping people a lot this year, and I have had my share. Today I got a free turkey from the Elks Club, an offer they made to everyone who was laid off from my previous place of employment. They sent a letter with a form to fill out saying you wanted a turkey and how many in the household. Then they sent a voucher with instructions for pick up.
This morning, I went to Mary Street, where Herkimer Elks Lodge is located, and there were not many cars in front of me. I had my mask on, as did the volunteers, and I did not have to leave the car.
Two volunteers met me at the end of the street and looked at my voucher. As I drove past, I thought to grab my phone and take a couple of pics for a blog post.
Santa Claus handed me two candy canes. I said I had to get a picture of him for my blog. The other volunteers told me I could take him with me if I wanted.
“Hop in!” I said, but he did not avail himself of the invitation.
In addition to the turkey, they gave us potatoes and a box of stuffing mix. The food was in a nice reusable bag. What a generous gift! A paper in the bag told me it was from the Doug Christman Project.
Several organizations involved!
Now that I am gainfully employed again, I must find ways to pay this forward. In the meantime, the turkey is in the freezer, and we may use some of the potatoes tomorrow in a Shepherd’s Pie.
So I wrote a whole blog post and WordPress would not let me publish it. It would not even save it at first, telling me I could not use those terms. Then I found it in Drafts with no Categories or Tags (which I had so included), so I am trying again.
This is going to be a Tired Tuesday Post. I did not do much today except to move a little closer to becoming employed. I don’t like to say much about that. For one reason, this is not a work blog. For another… well, I had another reason and started to tell it, but it was too complicated. Or incoherent.
I decided to throw in a picture to pep things up. These Santa Clauses did not make it downstairs this year. It has not been a good year for decorating for me.
I decided to throw in a little snow for good measure. This is a picture from this year. All that snow went away and has not been replaced yet, which is completely fine with me.
This picture showed up in my Facebook Memories. It was two years ago, at the Reindeer Run 5K in Little Falls, NY. I hope the Run returns next year.
I seem a bit disjointed today. This is not unusual for me, especially lately, and I guess it is not really surprising. I am having a difficult time doing anything, and when I do something, I am plagued by the certainty that it is the wrong thing to do and I am doing it poorly in any case.
There, I was trying not to whine about my petty little malaise and I went ahead and did it anyways. I offer my apologies but will not delete the paragraph. For one reason, I see I am over 250 words. By my own rules for me, making a blog post is the right thing to do, so I have that going for me.
I hope to see you all tomorrow. I will strive not to have a Wuss-Out Wednesday, but no promises.
For this week’s Monstrous Monday Post, I took some pictures of the evolving Halloween decorations at my house.
His name is Harold Ghoul.
I purchased this ghoul from a neighbor’s yard sale this year. Our other ghoul, Elliott Ghoul, is in the front window. I could not get a good picture due to reflections.
A work in progress.
You can’t see the Keep Out tape very well, and I need to place the scarecrows more advantageously.
I am especially proud of this little group.
The black tulips that Bonita is holding were a prop from Spring Into Murder, one of the dinner theatres written by me (regular readers know I like to mention my murder mysteries at any opportunity). The gorilla in the mask is Bert the Birtday Gorilla. I got him at a post-Valentine’s Day Sale for Steven’s March birthday, a number of year’s ago.
Lots of little things here!
I meant to put just a few things on the mantle, but once I got started…
The shirt is too worn out for me to wear, alas!
Since this Santa Claus stays out all year, I like to dress him up a little for Halloween. Maybe next year I will try a vampire cape or witch’s hat. It is nice to have these little improvements from year to year!
I know I said yesterday was my Friday, but yet I am having Lame Post Friday today. For one reason, I thought of that title, which fits in with a picture I just took.
Ducky likes wine!
We’ve seen the duck before, but the light was a Christmas present from my husband Steven. He just finally got it placed in front of our fireplace, replacing the Santa that previously resided there (who, us be late in taking down all our Christmas decorations? SAY IT AIN’T SO! ).
I hope you are not uncomfortable seeing Christmas decorations in June.
Here is a view showing Santa, as well as some other seasonal decore. We did get most of this taken down before 2020 was too far progressed.
Regular readers may remember the duck from other pictures, including one of my favorites.
Bonita is better dressed these days.
The picture was originally taken to highlight Bonita, our skellington (I was calling skeletons skellingtons LONG before Jack Skellington was a thing). But I love that you see the duck grinning out of the box and Santa peeking around the corner. That Santa stays there most of the year. We usually put him out on the porch in December.
So this is my post of skellingtons, ducks, Santa and a light. Sufficiently lame, I hope. I also hope to see you all on Saturday, whatever sort of post it turns put to be.
I continue to work through my post-Christmas letdown with a Wrist to Forehead Sunday post. I so much prefer the Christmas weeks I have more time off work, but as I often observe, you can’t have everything.
We have been looking at Snapped for most of the day. It is a great relief to me to get back into murder and mayhem after all those uplifting Christmas movies Steven has been watching. Oh, OK, I like Christmas movies and specials, too. Of course my favorite is How the Grinch Stole Christmas, narrated by Boris Karloff. That neatly straddles my love of Christmas and my love of classic horror.
One of my all time favorite pictures.
Perhaps we will watch this one again later this evening. In the meantime, I feel I must bring this post to at least 200 words. Perhaps another illustration would help.
A handsome picture, to be sure.
Here is another mash-up of my two favorite holidays. I hope to make both last all year.
Bonita will help me in my ambition.
One more picture illustrating my obsessions. You see my skeleton with Christmas gear in the foreground. In the background is a Santa Claus who is actually only half there! Do you find that creepy? If so, you’re welcome. Happy Post-Christmas Letdown, and how many days till Halloween?
I thought I would share a few images of Christmas, to help those of us who are working through post-Christmas letdowns. Some prefer to go cold turkey (or just eat cold turkey leftover from Christmas dinner) (sorry, couldn’t resist). I’m going with slow withdrawal this year.
The Santa pictured above has been in my parents’ house since before I was born. My husband, Steven, has threatened to steal it for as long as he’s been seeing me. No luck so far, but we have amassed our own collection of old fashioned Santa’s.
Mrs. Santa seems to be a woman after my own heart.
Here are our guys. This photo is from December 2016, so I guess this is a Throwback Thursday post now.
Here is my parents’ Christmas tree all lit up on Christmas Eve. I love looking at their tree and seeing the ornaments through the years: the old glass ones we’ve always had, ones that we made in school (Oh, Mom, you didn’t keep THAT one!), ones we’ve given them…
The ingenious decorator!
Mom made this arrangement of garland, balls and wreath, and did not think too much about it till my sister Cheryl said, “Oh, you just had to sign your work!” After that, it did seem pretty obvious that it spells “MOM.” Mom would have changed the window, but we insisted she keep it that way. Why shouldn’t she take credit for a house well decorated?
We don’t take our decorations down till at least New Year’s. I suppose the cold turkey contingent mentioned earlier has theirs down already. Oh well, to each his own, as the old lady said when she kissed the cow!
So it is that time on a Thursday when I want to make a blog post and go to bed. Yes, I have an early bedtime. I get up early and I am old. Additionally, I have insomnia, so time spent in bed does not equal time asleep.
Ooh, that brings up something I may have written about here but is often on my mind this time of year. According to song, Santa Claus is not reasonable in his requirements for the Nice List. Case in point: “He knows when you’re awake.”
I have always been awake for some portion of the night, from when I was a very small child through now. I wanted to sleep, but I could not. Is this a reason for Santa Claus to withhold presents? I feel this is unfair.
And while we’re on the subject, “You better not cry.” Say what? What if I got hurt? What if someone was really mean to me (quite a common occurrence in my elementary school)? Am I to be penalized for expressing my feelings? Apparently so.
I must say, one of the delights of being older is that I no longer particularly want Christmas presents. Oh, I am grateful for the ones I get, and I admit to some slight frisson of ill-use if I do not get one from someone I gave a present to (I try so hard not to be a quid pro quo capitalist about these things, but I am only human). But in general, I am fine with getting nothing.
Where was I going with this? I confess, I do not know. But I see I am over 250 words, so I hope this is acceptable for a Non-Sequitur Thursday post. We’ll see what Lame Post Friday will bring.
Oh, I am tired! You can play those miniature violins; I know I am whining with very little excuse for doing so. What a fat baby! I am a fat baby, too. My holiday weight gain is becoming apparent, to me at least.
None of this matters in the least. I have a blog post to make. I’m thinking it has been a while since I have indulged in a Monstrous Monday post (as usual I am too lazy to go back and check, but at least we know it has been a week).
Who doesn’t love a Christmas skeleton?
I open with Bonita, our skeleton dressed for the holidays. Isn’t she pretty?
Green and red ARE the Christmas colors.
I was looking for something else, but Frankenstein’s Monster in a Santa hat caught my eye. So seasonal!
The only Grinch for me!
Also not what I was looking for, but what better Christmas monster than Boris Karloff reading How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
A Halloweeny Christmas decoration or a Christmasy Halloween decoration?
I can’t find the picture I wanted, but there is room for one more Monstrous Monday post before Christmas. In the meantime, here is one of our Santa Clauses wearing what used to be my favorite Halloween shirt. It became too worn out for me to wear, but I think it looks fine on Kris Kringle. Of course we took it off him after Nov. 1. That Santa now graces our front porch.
I see I am over 200 words, and I feel too tired to bring this post to a graceful conclusion. How disgraceful of me. Oh well, tomorrow is another day, when I can make another post. As always, I hope you’ll stay tuned.