How embarrassing is it to not post on Lame Post Friday? For heaven’s sake, all I have to do is type in some nonsense and hit Publish (YES, that is what I do every day, what an obvious joke, you should be ashamed of yourself) (you know who you are). Well, I just didn’t have time.
You see, I had to be in Little Falls early for the Canal Days Parade, and of course I did not have my costume together in advance (it’s been a bad week) (or I guess you could say I’ve been bad this week, but I would point out that that is an unkind remark). No problem; I could post afterward. Well, afterward, my friend Kim and I went to Asteroga Ale House, then to the End Zone Pub via Papaleo’s Wise Guys Pizzeria. Yes, that is one community event and three local businesses I can write blog posts about. However, I am unlikely to do any such thing at 5:37 on Saturday morning (that is the time on the bottom of my computer as I type that sentence; no doubt it will be later by the time I hit Publish, but I can’t help that).
I know I have sipped and posted, and even sipped, eaten pizza, and posted, but last night I did not. My only lame excuse is we had a kind of a domestic crisis when we got home. The screws in our back door hinges are perpetually loose and this time we have neglected too long to tighten them. We at least managed to get the damn thing closed and locked, but I just imagine our efforts to fix it will make another, possibly humorous blog post.
Anyways, sorry my post is late and lame, but there it is. We’ll see what I can come up with later today.