I confess that I like my own writing. I don’t care to look at my face in the mirror or in pictures, I sure as hell don’t want to hear my voice on a tape recorder (does anybody even use tape recorders any more?), video of me? Yikes! But to go back and read previous blog posts, I find that kind of fun. One of my all time favorites of my own blog was called “I’ll Say the Lights Went Out.” It was about one of the all time dumbest popular songs: “The Night the Lights Went out in Georgia.” As you see, I put a link back to it, in case anyone is interested in reading it.
That post and the song that inspired it were brought back to my mind a few days ago with an “On This Day” post on Facebook. I had thought of something that explained the whole song. You’ll need to know the song for the rest of this post to make sense, by the way. And the more I think about it, the more I think, THAT’S IT!!!
The narrator was in love with Andy. Think about it: it’s the only way things make sense. She killed the wife first, in hopes Andy would turn to her. That’s why she hid the body and made it seem that the wife had left town. It is unlikely that Andy was the kinky sort who would fall for his lover’s murderer, although I guess you never know. We already figured Andy was not the brightest star, even given Georgia’s dark firmament.
Furthermore, Little Sister no doubt blamed her brother for the whole Andy/Cheating Wife hook-up. After all, if Brother would have been a better husband, Wife would not have strayed and Andy would have been available. This, of course, accounts for her willingness to let Brother take the fall for Andy’s clumsier murder. IN FACT, and I think of this right now as I type this: Little Sister probably hurried over to Andy’s and said, “You’ve got to get out of here! My brother is coming to kill you!” She figured once she saved his life in this fashion, he would fall into her arms, happy ending, yes.
But, no, Andy spurns her. He still thinks Cheating Wife left town and will someday return to him. Little Sister shoots him in a vindictive rage. In the meantime, Brother is “slipping through the backwoods, quiet as a mouse” with his heirloom gun with the intention not of killing Andy but of confronting him and demanding the full story, complete with dirty details. He plans to threaten Andy with the gun, perhaps frighten him and make him pee his pants, then demand to know where Cheating Wife is, because she probably sent her lover a post card. That explains why he loses his head and “fires a shot” to summon the police.
Ah, it is so satisfying to spin a tale. What an enjoyable time I have had writing this post. If only I could use my powers for good. Thank you for tuning in.