When a daily blogger (for example, me) has had a week of stupid posts yet wants to make a post quickly so she can watch Snapped… Oh I can’t keep talking about myself in the third person for the whole post. My point is: it is Lame Post Friday. Even though I only had a three day work week this week, I am still feeling Friday, in the lame post sense of the word.
Earlier today I lost Friday. I was walking down the aisle at work thinking, “And when I come in tomorrow morning…” I really felt as if I was going to be going to work tomorrow. And when I reminded myself that I was not, I did not feel the shock of delight I felt the news deserved. What the hell, me? So I started singing (only in my head, for the benefit of my co-workers) that song about “You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling” only substituting “Friday” for “Loving.” I only got as far as those few words, though, because I don’t know that song very well.
Regular readers may remember that Lame Post Friday is traditionally the home of random observations and half-baked philosophy. I say “may” and “traditionally” because I am uncomfortably aware that recent Lame Friday Posts have just been, well, lame. Here is my observation for the day, and I think it veers into the philosophical: You will often find more peace of mind if you refrain from giving someone a piece of your mind.
And here’s a Freudian typo for good measure: I first put “peach of mind.” Would that be more fuzzy or fruity? Discuss amongst yourselves.
I see that I am over 250 words. I count that good for a foolish post, and I feel this is right up there with my silliest. Or perhaps I flatter myself. No matter. Once again, I hit Publish and hope for the best.
This entire post is priceless!
thank you! Or were you just referring to the absence of price tag?
haha! You just crack me up!