It has not been a particularly Monstrous Monday, so I’ve got that going for me. What I do not have going for me is much brain power. What’s that all about, head? Now is where I usually share the picture of The Brain from Planet Arous, but how predictable of me. Perhaps I could come up with something different.
How about The Brain That Wouldn’t Die? You can’t see her brain, but she does have one. It is also known as The Head That Wouldn’t Die, although I think either title is something of a misnomer. However, I suppose both are catchier than The Brain Whose Maniac Boyfriend Wouldn’t Let Die. This is why I don’t have a job writing titles for Hollywood movies.
Zombies can help demonstrate my current state of mindless. I am not really up on zombie lore; do they feed on brains or flesh? If it is brain, they would starve to death on me. Perhaps I could find a book at the library and find out before I actually meet any zombies.
And here’s a fellow that got gypped in the brain department. Igor got the brain for Frederick Frankenstein’s monster from somebody called Abby Normal. If you’ve never seen Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein, I highly recommend it.
So now I have rattled on for some 200 words. Not bad for a chick with no brain.