Today is Wuss-out Wednesday and you can just be mad at me about it.
I tried to write a post. I had, in fact, over 200 words of a post typed in and some of them were pretty good words. I think my readers would have enjoyed them. But were they honest words? They sounded good, but I think I lied.
I really REALLY do NOT want to start complaining about my aches and pains again. Oops, I guess I just did. The point is, I do not have the brain power to finish that post. I am hoping to come up with something mildly amusing now. Slightly entertaining? Vaguely not boring?
Oh, this is ridiculous! I should be able to write with a headache. I’ve done it before. When I was in college I aced a couple of essay tests with strep throat and that brought on some major head pain. Of course I wasn’t trying to be funny. I think it’s harder to be funny.
Let’s try this. Picture me hitting myself in the face with a cream pie. An ice cream pie. Aaahhh…. Ice on my headache. But what a waste of chocolate. And now the syrup is dripping down my neck and will stain my sweatshirt. Dammit, why didn’t I use vanilla?