Do you suppose that MRI sucked out my brains and that’s why I’ve been so stupid all week? Yes, yes, I know you’re asking what my excuse was before the MRI. Must you make such obvious jokes?
Welcome to Non-Sequitur Thursday.
It really is a brain dead feeling. It doesn’t seem like Writer’s Block, because that implies that there is something behind the block struggling to get out. It isn’t exactly Writer’s Blank, either, because my brain does have a kind of, well, cluttered feeling to it. But I can’t think, I can’t write, and it is very distressing.
Having said that, I remind myself that I just now wrote two paragraphs and one sentence worth of words and am embarking on another paragraph. That does make me feel marginally less distressed.
The sentence that has been sticking in my head this morning is, “One must have a topic.” It seems that sentence should include the phrase “in order to write,” but I’m not sure whether to put it at the beginning or the end of the sentence. Any thoughts?
I realize that at times this blog seems dedicated to disproving that sentence. How many posts about nothing at all have I written? Anybody opening his mouth to say, “All of them,” can just close it (you know who you are).
This brings us, actually in a kind of a sequential fashion, to my philosophical question for the day. Then again, half-baked philosophy is the purview of Lame Post Friday, so that makes it a kind of a non-sequitur once again. Be that as it may, the question is: Is it inherently better, worse or the same if I compose a post about nothing at the keyboard or if I write it in my notebook while at work (on a break OF COURSE)? Discuss amongst yourselves.
Bonus question: When was the last time you saw the word “purview” used correctly in a sentence?
Note to self: Look up “purview” and see if I used it properly.