So this guy at work got ticked off, because he said I was stalking him. In my defense, my doctor told me to get a hobby. Well, I guess it wasn’t MY doctor, but it was A doctor who wrote the article somebody shared on Facebook. At least, I think it was a doctor.
OK, the above paragraph is completely fictitious. None of the guys at work are the least bit bent out of shape about me stalking them. However, I thought of that for possible use as a humorous Facebook post. That is what I think about when I’m at work (it is the kind of job where you can let your thoughts wander). I try to think about my novel or blog or any other writing projects at hand. When I have no thoughts about any of those, I try to think of humorous Facebook posts.
Some of my readers who are also Facebook friends may now be saying, “Huh. She doesn’t share any of those with us.” How unkind! I thought I was mildly amusing on occasion. Unfortunately, sometimes I think of some really good bons mots then can’t recall them when I sit down at the keyboard.
The same goes for my blog posts. However, full disclosure: today I did not think of a good blog post. But I thought for Wuss-out Wednesday, a humorous Facebook post would do.