Whether I call it Monday Middle-aged Musings or Monday Mental Meanderings, today’s is going to be a foolish post. I don’t know what it is with Mondays, but I am always so tired at the end of the day. Perhaps it is the onset of middle age, which makes the former title more appropriate. No matter. My plan right now is to type in a few paragraphs then attempt to do at least one more useful thing before retiring to bed in self-pitying tears.
Just kidding. I won’t cry and I am not feeling sorry for myself. If anything, I feel bad for my blog readers, who may be looking for something a little more… shall we say, coherent. However, if that is the case, the blogosphere is wide and varied. Surely a blog reader can find something to please.
Here’s something interesting: my computer seems to think blogosphere is not a word. Perhaps I have it misspelled. My Random House Webster’s College Dictionary is within reach, but I fear it was published before “blog” was a word, let along “blogosphere.” I used to have a friend who enjoyed looking in older dictionaries and laughing about words that were missing. “Computer” is the only example I can think of, unfortunately.
I just checked; “blog” is not in my dictionary. “Computer” is, of course. Now that I think of it, I don’t see why “computer” would not be in any dictionary. According to this one, the word “compute” dates from 1630 to 1640, as does “computer,” which means “one that computes.” Perhaps my memory is at fault and my friend was laughing at the outdated definitions.
And that brings up one thing that really annoys me. Remember in school, when you had to write definitions of words and you could NOT use a form of that word in your definition? For example, if the word was “computer” and you put “one that computes,” you would get marked wrong and the teacher would probably say something rude and belittling (my teachers were not big on building self-esteem). AND WHAT DID THE DICTIONARY JUST DO??? Curse you, Noah Webster!
I believe I have now been sufficiently foolish, and I am over 350 words. I call that a respectable blog post. I hope to see you lovely people again on Tuesday.