Last week I lamented missing the Lady Elks breakfast, which they serve on Sundays in January. This week I got myself a breakfast date, and we had a nice meal.
Breakfast was served from 8 to 11 a.m. My friend, Diane, and I arrived shortly after nine. We found a parking space in the lot of the Elks Lodge on Mary Street in Herkimer, NY, and walked in.
We paid our $8. I apologized for giving them a fifty.
“I told that maid I wanted small bills, but you can’t get good help these days,” I said. It is a joke I usually make when I pay with a large bill. I also got $5 worth of 50/50 tickets, which I took to the table to fill out. First we made our orders: eggs, toast (white or wheat), bacon (could have chosen sausage), homefries with onions. I also got baked beans. We both declined pancakes.
A gentleman poured us coffee right away. Soon a lady came around with a tray of cups of juice. We both chose orange.
“Everybody’s taking orange today,” she said.
“Oh, I’ll take tomato,” Diane said. “I don’t want you to end up with a lot of tomato juice left over.”
“They can use it to make Bloody Marys later,” I suggested, adding that I usually take the tomato, but it seemed more of an orange kind of day. The lady said we could take one of each if we wanted, so we did.
“So now we’re friends?” she said. Of course we were.
I had already put money in the tip basket, knowing we would get good service. How right I was.
I put Steven’s name on the 50/50 tickets. I thought that was fair since he wasn’t getting a yummy breakfast.
“Then he can spend the money on me,” I said when I put the tickets in the jar, much to the amusement of the ladies at the table. Alas, he did not win.
There is one more Lady Elks breakfast, on January 26. I probably won’t make it, but I was happy to at least make it to one.